Manny's job is fairly simple by most job standards. You pay lip service to your
spouse, your kids, etc. Now before we run Manny down too much, let's applaud
his honesty, and his priorities. They might now even think 'Manny you have got
it made, and you don't even appreciate it.'People pay a lot to watch Manny hit
the ball. Try unloading freight on the docks. The people above delivering the
packages, unloading the freight, ringing up the Slurpees, won't ever, ever see that kind of
dough. You will spend hours at the local watering hole to be with other
social and emotional miscreants. That is right the left fielder spoke his mind, and
every Red Sox loving Fed Ex driver in the greater Boston area is outraged.
Because for them it is end of the world type angst that invades their heart
every time their beloved franchise ends up short of world dominance. It marks the
beginning of days of depression, days of half heartedness."Who cares?" Manny asks. His
job is simply to hit the baseball, preferably over the fence, so his jog to
first base isn't too shameful. He knows those wild standing ovations for him are
a product of the moment, and he loves it. You are in denial that
you thought Manny ever cared Zapatillas Puma beyond that on your average Little Leaguer. Now Manny
says if he doesn't get to do that next week, if instead he gets take
a six month vacation, it won't end his world. Compare that with your job
description and I bet you end up on the short end of the stick.
Obviously not the players or at least not Manny. Try ringing up Slurpees at
the 7-11.You see Manny will never have to do those things, because Manny can hit
the ball. (see job description). You are in denial that the Red Sox winning
the pennant has any meaningful significance. After all Manny is a baseball player not
an athlete.Manny also is required to make some effort in left field, thankfully he has
a cannon for an arm, so missing some catch able fly balls can also be
overlooked, because he can get a double off the wall back to second base as
good as anyone in the game.So this how Manny puts food on his table.
But it could be anybody wearing that uniform, he himself doesn't matter. But as
long as enough of Manny's hits make it over the fence than jogging to first
base on a ground ball can be overlooked. You will guzzle beer you can't
afford, miss sleep you need to perform your job, ignore tn your child who would like
throw the ball in the backyard, to watch Manny jog out another single that could
have been a double. but if your passion is being a sports fan, you will
ignore or abuse them to watch your beloved team play. And most importantly you
are in denial about yourself, because if this what you care about so much, than
you have nothing meaningful in your life. If they see this too many times
they might actually try doing something worthwhile in their spare time, or at least requiring
some effort to be put forth for their entertainment dollar. For it is hard
for fanatics to justify pouring their heart and soul into supporting someone who can't even
run ninety feet in at least a three quarter sprint. And Manny has made
about $140 million doing that one thing. He had the gall to say it
is 'not the end of the world' if the Red Sox don't make it to
the World Series this year. And then say 'who cares?' You do and
you shouldn't.You see Manny knows one thing, he does have it made and he does
appreciate it. He won't ever be the retired sports star who feels worthless when
his playing days are over. What? You mean you won't question the very
nature of your soul, Manny? The very reason for your existence? Life as
you know it will continue? You don't want that World Series 2007 ring more
than any man has ever wanted anything else in the entire recorded history of human
existence? How will justify your time here on Earth? As a loser?
Try making 50k a year delivering packages to ungrateful people ten hours a day.
They pay for tickets, cable, T-shirts, Budweiser, and everything else to forget their miserable lives
for three hours so they can have racing hearts, sweaty palms, and then heartbreak when
Manny says 'who cares?' For those people know deep down in their hearts that
then they have nothing to look forward to but their miserable jobs, supporting their ungrateful
kids, and living in their little cookie cut out houses.If you are up in arms,
in shock and disbelief about Manny's statement, if you are bringing it up at every
opportunity even to people who don't know who Manny is, then you are in total
denial. Manny Ramirez the dreadlocked left fielder for the Boston Red Sox is going to
get it. And if his season ends now or if it doesn't either way
he has it made, and either way he still will.Mac McMann writes from the male
point of view at [http://www.manslant.com].
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